(Leaving)
Yunseok, thank you for that delicious dinner.
I had so much fun on our blind date, Soyeong.
Me too.
The bus to Chuncheon is leaving.
All aboard!
Looks like the bus is about to leave.
You should get going, Yunseok.
No.
I'll go after I see you off.
Thank you.
Have a safe trip home.
- Bye. / - Bye.
- I'll call you when I get home. / - Okay.
- I'll treat you to dinner next week. / - Sure.
Why's it so hot outside?
So hot...
It's going now.
I should just roll them back down.
Man, the AC is making it cold.
Bye.
♪ Now I'm tired ♪
♪ Tired of waiting ♪
- Such relatable lyrics. / - For me too.
♪ Taking this path alone ♪
♪ Is so very cold ♪
The bus to Chuncheon is about to depart.
See you next week.
- For sure. / - Bye.
Father...
This young lamb will be responsible
for the safety of the passengers today.
Please help me so that I won't doze off
or drive aggressively. Please let me drive safe.
Amen.
Please let there be no traffic on Olympic Bridge.
Please grant us the miracle of
no traffic on the highways!
- Amen. / - Amen.
Amen.
I'm going for real now.
- So you're going for real now. / - Okay, bye.
Here we go.
Mister! Mister!
What is it?
I feel like I'm about to throw up!
Can I use the bathroom real quick?
Geez, we're running late...
Make it fast then!
Excuse me!
Here.
This bag looks expensive.
Just use it!
Thank you...
You can really go now.
After I see you off.
Just go.
We're going for real now!
Hold on...
I have to get to Chuncheon.
My gosh... Ma'am...
Goodness...
We have an old lady.
Ma'am.
Let me help you.
I have to get to Chuncheon.
Just go.
I will.
Hey! Get lost!
Gosh!
I really want this to be over!
(So Many Distractions)
We'll be starting the interviews
for chefs at Gag Hotel soon...
- So please get ready. / - Okay.
Hello.
I'm applying for Gag Hotel because
I'm so spirited...
Gosh, why am I so nervous?
- My spirit and passion... / - You nervous?
Yes...
Why is he talking to me?
- My spirit... / - What kind of cooking do you do?
Oh, Japanese?
No, no.
Chinese?
No, no, no.
Oh, baby food? Suck, suck, suck.
Why would I make baby food?
Oh... A coming-of-age ceremony?
I said no!
This guy's so annoying...
Oh, a funeral!
- Oh, no! / - I said no.
What's with you?
Alright, alright, alright.
What's his deal?
The origin of pasta is from
when Marco Polo went from China to Venice...
Is this your first interview, sir?
Yes, it is.
You're still an amateur.
An amateur?
I'll point out a few of your flaws...
- As a pro at interviews. / - Okay.
First...
Your knife.
What's wrong with my knife?
- Look. / - Such an amateur.
You only brought one knife.
A real pro doesn't know what he'll have to cook.
So in this case,
I prepared various knives.
Why did I bring a tool kit?
I was supposed to bring knives...
I didn't bring my knives...
A knife, a knife, a knife...
A knife!
Can I borrow your knife?
What kind of chef lends out his knife?
I'm a chef and I didn't even bring my knife.
That's not what I meant...
I can't let you borrow my...
Please let me borrow it.
Fine! Here, here.
Thank you.
You have to give it right back.
Your knife isn't important.
Why did you borrow mine then?
A chef needs to have his own cooking philosophy.
Is there a chef that you respect?
The main chef here wrote a book.
On the third line of page 145, he writes that
the best chef is his mom.
So I try to cook like a mom.
- A mom? / - Yes.
My mom isn't much of a cook.
Oh...
- Mr. Im Jaebaek, it's time for your interview. / - Yes.
Good luck in there!
What kind of chef do you want to become?
I want to become a chef that's like a mom!
Did you read my book?
You mean what you wrote on page 145?
Impressive! You're hired!
I told him that!
I told him that...
Now what do I do?
Geez...
I'm sorry but could you please keep it down?
Yes, but the guy that just went in...
What do I do?
What is it?
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
I'm really nervous.
Can you see me do my greeting?
Sure. Don't be so nervous.
Show me.
Thank you.
1.
Hello.
2.
Hello.
Which one was better?
How were they different?
They were different.
- But... / - I'll show you again.
Okay.
1.
Hello.
2.
Hello.
Which one was better?
I didn't see a difference. They were the same.
Please just pick one.
Which one was better? Which one?
2 was better.
Hello. That one?
Yes, that one.
That was 1.
What?
Are you trying to get me cut from this interview?
It's not like that...
Forget it!
I'm not doing 1 or 2.
I'll just do 3.
What's 3?
Hello.
Like that!
They were all...
What's his problem?
They were all the same. Geez...
What's with that guy?
I came from China in April.
I'm Jang Daeryuk, here to interview as a chef.
Oh, yes. Mr. Jang Daeryuk.
Please have a seat here.
Thank you.
My resume...
- My resume... / - Spirit and passion...
- Now this is a resume! / - Yes, I see.
Look how thick it is!
I'm trying to practice here.
Should I read it for you?
No.
Name, Jang Daeryuk.
English name, Edward Daeryuk.
Recipes...
Making garlic chicken with a fan.
With a fan?
Making bush clover wine with the front door.
The front door?
Making Frosted Flakes cereal with a tiger.
There are no recipes like that.
This is how we do it in China!
I see. Alright.
When do we start cooking?
We'll start soon.
- Soon? / - Yes.
Then I need some ice...
Why would you put ice down your shirt?
You don't use ice?
No.
You don't use ice?
I said no.
Then I guess this is how they do it...
In Korea.
What?
When they interview for chefs in China...
They say, "Start cooking."
Then everyone lights their gas stoves.
The temperature goes up.
That's global warming.
There are that many people?
It's no big deal.
When it gets hot from cooking,
people say to turn the AC on.
So they turn on the AC.
Then they get all this cold air.
That was the Ice Age.
That was the Ice Age?
This is how we do it in China!
Alright, I see.
Mr. Jang Daeryuk, please go in for your interview.
- Already? / - Yes.
I didn't get to prepare at all because of you!
Why would you talk to me?
I'm sorry.
- What the... / - Looks like it's my turn to go in.
- Alright. / - Sorry.
Sorry.
What's with that guy?
Geez...
How's the interview going?
It's the judge! It's Mr. Paik!
- Hello. / - Just relax. Just relax.
What did you prepare?
Oh... Yes.
Right here.
I prepared fish stew.
This is funny.
This is really funny.
Should I add more sugar?
A bit of sugar...
This guy's funny.
My dish! You're ruining my dish!
(Decline)
Father.
Just have a bite.
No.
I'll feed you.
Oh, it's hot.
Where did it go?
Hold on.
Why does it keep disappearing?
I don't want any!
Go away.
You'll have to eat eventually, father.
Oh, forget it. I'm not eating.
Gosh...
What the...
I think it's starting again, dad.
It's happening again.
I'm just fine here.
I'm going down, father.
Hey.
Wow, you seemed so laid back going down.
Hey... Hey...
I told you that you'd eat eventually.
Geez...
Grandpa.
Come back up.
- Let's go up, Minkyoung. / - Yes.
Help me out.
Alright, father. Hold my hands.
Here we go, father.
Here we go.
- Dear. / - Yeah?
I have to get up there too.
- Taehun, help me out. / - Will you be okay, dad?
- Dear. / - Dear.
Grab my hand. There you go.
There you go...
Dad!
Are you okay, dad?
I feel like my limbs are being torn out!
Dad!
That's it.
Mom!
- Hey... / - Father...
- Hey... / - Hurry, mom.
- Hurry up! / - Hey...
Dad...
There.
Father.
Did something happen?
I said it's nothing.
You're not sick but you don't have an appetite.
Are you lovesick?
I'm right!
Do you have a crush on someone?
It must be true.
Excuse me?
Is this where Mr. Kim lives?
Gosh... That's Ms. Jang...
Looks like Ms. Jang is here.
Dad.
That's no way to dress for a guest.
Wear something decent.
- Father. / - Taehun, help me out.
Hold on.
Dad.
Am I sitting next to a bag of cement?
- Hold on. / - Don't talk about your mother like that.
- This is nuts! / - Get up there.
Get out of this seat.
Get up there.
Here.
There.
Father...
We should make sure you look nice.
Dad, hold this.
Hold on.
- You get ready too. / - Me too.
That's it.
Hold on, father.
- Dad. / - Yeah.
- In one try. / - Okay, okay.
We're ready, grandpa.
We're ready.
In one try.
Here I go.
That's it!
- That's it! / - There!
Gosh...
Father looks great.
Dear, help me up.
I have to help you again?
Hold on, father.
You'll tear my limbs out again?
Mr. Kim!
- Is someone here? / - Mr. Kim!
Mr. Kim!
Mr. Kim...
Hello there. I was waiting for you.
The grim reaper!
You're here for me! You're here for me!
It's me!
It's Mr. Kim.
Oh! Mr. Kim...
You never come to the senior citizens center.
I was worried.
Are you sick?
My stomach really hurts.
How about you two come up here?
Yes.
Let's go up there.
Father...
Come on, dad.
Come on up, Ms. Jang.
Come on up.
What's wrong with this house?
Here I come.
That's it.
Here I come.
Come on up.
That's it.
Goodness...
I'm fine now that I saw you. I'm going home.
Father, I don't really like that woman.
I think you're too good for her.
Yeah.
Goodness...
What did you just say?
It was nothing...
What did you say? What did you say?
What did... Ow!
What are you doing?
This makes me so angry!
Ms. Jang.
Why are you so angry?
My second daughter-in-law makes me so mad.
Why?
My second daughter-in-law
complained about me
carrying a shopping basket around.
She said to carry around something nice
and bought me a luxury bag!
She wanted me to die of happiness.
She wanted me to die of happiness!
So I complained that it was too expensive
and that she should return it.
She said she wouldn't
and told me to just use the luxury bag!
So she can use it once I die.
So she can use it once I die!
Ms. Jang, please calm down.
I have something to tell you.
Please go sit over there.
Over there?
Yes, go sit there.
Why do I have to sit there?
Just go and sit there.
- He prepared something. / - Go ahead, ma'am.
Ma'am...
Is this really a chair?
Yes, it is, ma'am.
Have a seat.
Ms. Jang.
I don't know how this will sound
coming from a man my age...
But I have something I want to tell you.
- Kids, get ready. / - Yes.
Ms. Jang...
Whenever I see you...
(I like you, Miss Jang)
What the...
(The late Ms. Jang)
Are you finished?
No, that's not...
Are you finished?
- Father! / - Grandpa!
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
We're recruiting members for this amazing show!
Let's bring in our first applicant.
Come on out!
We must be a part of this amazing show.
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We'll show you a feat of strength
where we break a board.
You're amazing!
Gupal and Chilsip!
Now we'll up the difficulty level,
and put this marble slate on someone's stomach
and smash it with this hammer.
You're amazing!
On Gupal's stomach!
What?
Gupal, can you do this?
I can't do this.
- You can't? / - That's right.
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal, if you let me smash that marble slate,
I'll stop telling you that I like you.
Then I'll do it.
That's it!
Let me cover my eyes.
- Hey. / - Yeah?
You never said you'd cover your eyes.
Want me to tell you that I like you?
I'll do it.
Let me cover my eyes.
Hey!
That's my head!
Oh, if that's your head...
- Hey! / - Yeah?
Anywhere but there.
Then...
Gupal...
Did I smash it?
You did smash something.
Gupal and Chilsip!
Let's bring in our next applicant.
Hello, everyone!
Hello! Hello!
Who are you?
I'm from the land of hopes and dreams.
I'm Jeonghye.
I'll win the hearts of all kids.
Alright, please show us!
Kids!
Come gather here!
Come here!
You, the kid eating ice cream.
Come this way. Hurry.
Oops!
Oh, no...
My bad dress
ate up all your ice cream.
Here. Buy some more ice cream with this.
Hold on, kid.
Let's talk about this dress now.
Kid!
It'll cost $50 to dry-clean.
Kid...
Why are you crying?
That's not going to change anything.
Where are you going?
We haven't reached a settlement yet.
Kid...
Why are you crying?
I was just joking.
I'll show you Elsa from "Frozen."
♪ Let it go, let it go ♪
Kid...
Are you laughing at me because of my poor singing?
That's upsetting.
I didn't laugh at your face.
Kid.
What? Go back to Arendelle where it's cold?
My basement room is a lot colder.
Kid, why are you crying again? Don't cry.
I'll give you a gift to apologize.
It's Olaf's nose and arm.
His body melted in April!
You're out.
♪ Okay, bye ♪
So then...
Let's meet our next applicant!
Hello!
I'm Im Seonguk of Soul List.
This is my song.
♪ Can you believe it? ♪
♪ That in my dream ♪
♪ You're a princess under a spell ♪
♪ With my hands together ♪
♪ I prayed ♪
♪ For endless courage and wisdom ♪
♪ Past the magic castle ♪
♪ To Yanghwa bridge ♪
♪ We feel that our bodies are floating ♪
♪ With freedom ♪
♪ Study ♪
♪ In that sky ♪
♪ I can't fly ♪
♪ When you fly ♪
♪ Don't be sick ♪
♪ In front of us ♪
♪ The world ♪
- ♪ We ♪ / - ♪ See ♪
♪ Is so precious ♪
♪ Yanghwa Bridge ♪
You're out!
♪ I'm leaving now ♪
Goodness! You're hard at work!
Who are you?
I want to put on a show too.
This is carp bread.
Eat one.
What's with the carp bread?
I sell carp bread nearby.
I got so sick of it, that I quit!
And I want to put on a show.
Why?
You meet all sorts of idiots
when you sell carp bread.
Idiots that complain that
the adzuki beans are cold.
And when I make them new carp bread,
they complain that it's too hot!
Carp bread costs $1 for 5
but some idiots ask how much for 10.
Those broke idiots that tell you
to sell a lot but only buy one!
Those idiots that lie about
looking just like their dad!
Those idiots that ask you whether you start eating
carp bread at the head or tail!
"Is that carp bread made out of real carp?"
Idiots that make lame jokes like this!
Nobody makes jokes like that.
I do.
Anyway, if you pick me
I'll give everyone on the team 20 to 30 carp breads!
There are around 500 members on our team.
I was just saying.
So...
Can I go right on stage after I'm picked?
What are you talking about?
You start by cleaning.
Right! I should start cleaning first!
Gosh, I should start cleaning first.
But I'm sick of cleaning! Forget this!
Why are you sick of cleaning?
You meet all sorts of idiots
if you clean as a group.
The idiot that goes to the bathroom and disappears
once cleaning starts.
And the idiot that goes to look for that idiot
and also disappears.
Idiots that use the mop as a mic to sing in
instead of cleaning.
And idiots that go...
Yeongmi! Yeongmi!
Instead of mopping!
Idiots that lean the mop on their stomach...
And then push it.
Then those idiots will hit a bump and go...
Ow!
And roll around on the floor.
Idiots that are supposed to wipe the windows
but instead look down and ask,
"Would someone die if they fell from this high up?"
Asking stupid questions like that!
"Well, you'd probably survive if you hit a tree."
Idiots that respond to that question!
Come on! Nobody would respond to that!
That was me too.
Let me go wash this mop so I can clean.
So then...
Let's meet our next applicant!
Hello!
Let me liven the mood today!
I can liven up any show!
I'm Energy Boy!
Everyone on this side, stand up!
Stand up!
Everyone on this side!
Stand up!
Everyone, stand up!
Let's get ready to enjoy ourselves!
Let's get it!
Please get up.
Are you okay?
Do I pass?
You're out.
Ambulance! Ambulance!
So then...
Let's meet our last applicant.
Come on out!
Hello.
We're applying to be dancers.
We're the twin dancers!
Unfortunately,
we're only looking for one dancer.
We can dance like one person.
Alright, then show us!
Okay, let's get it!
This is too hard! Let's switch!
That is all.
You pass!
Here's your contract fee.
Thank you!
It's all mine!
Share!
The amazing show will continue!
Coming soon!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
My bad.
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple one.
I'll show you a trick with some cherry tomatoes.
Look at these cherry tomatoes.
I'll make these cherry tomatoes disappear.
Abra...
Abracadabra!
Now I'll make the cherry tomatoes reappear.
Abra...
I finished mine, boss.
The three cherry tomatoes have become two.
Now I'll try this amazing trick
with a member of the audience.
Who here thinks that they bulked up?
If you got bigger, raise your hand.
No, here he is.
Right here. Right here.
Come on up.
I've never exercised before.
You're very fit.
Very healthy.
Now I'll make a part of his body...
Disappear.
Eye, disappear. Abracadabra!
What was that? They're still here!
You scared me...
Let's try to have fun, okay?
Let's have fun with this.
Eye, disappear. Abracadabra!
Eye, reappear! Abracadabra!
Mouth, disappear! Abracadabra!
Mouth, reappear! Abracadabra!
Wallet, disappear! Abracadabra!
And that's it.
Give me my wallet back!
I haven't learned that yet!
Applause!
Applause...
Now we'll show you our highlight.
It's a teleportation trick.
Just wait. I'll pick someone.
You, miss.
Please come up on stage.
Give her a big hand.
This way please.
It's a small and cute member of the audience.
Please face forward.
What's your name?
Park Jinju.
And where do you live?
Gunpo, Gyeonggi-do.
And what do you do?
I go to school.
- We've been to school too. / - Yes.
- I was in for 5 years, boss. / - Right, right.
- I don't want to go again, boss. / - Right.
So she's serving her sentence...
Oops, I mean...
She's a student now.
Please go up on this platform.
Go on up.
Let's raise the curtains.
Please look at the platforms.
Abracadabra!
Raise the curtains again!
Abracadabra!
Raise the curtains! Abracadabra!
Amazing, right? Applause!
(Comfortable Drama)
Gag Concert is for ages 15 and up.
Since our show can be watched by minors,
we took out all the uncomfortable scenes.
This drama will be comfortable for everyone.
I'm having a drink but this is so lame.
This isn't any fun.
Hey, call a girl in here.
My gosh! Minors are watching this now!
People, Gag Concert is for ages 15 and up.
We won't show any lewd scenes.
Let's sing, "Girl!"
3897. Start.
♪ Girl! Sexy girl ♪
♪ Girl ♪
- I love this song. / - Boss!
What the...
Gosh...
You still can't stop singing this song?
It's my favorite...
- Oh, right, Jungeun. / - Yes.
Did you take care of what I told you to?
Yes, I took care of it.
How can I trust you?
I'll let you see with your own eyes.
What? He'll show me?
What the...
Just like you told me to... It's a killing!
What?
What are you talking about?
Are you going to open this to reveal something gory?
I made some killer kimchi!
- That does look killer. / - Eat it with boiled pork.
Oh, right. I did ask you to do this.
- Let's just boil up some pork. / - Yes.
You still make great kimchi.
- Boss. / - Yeah.
Since I did what you told me to,
how about giving me this bar?
You want this bar just for making kimchi?
That's ridiculous.
- Knives, you handle him. / - Yes, boss.
I'll end it soon.
You devil!
You can't be so violent.
It'll make viewers uncomfortable.
You devil!
♪ I've got peace like a river ♪
I feel so much better now.
That's better.
- Boss! / - What is it?
Let's stop this child's play.
How about a knife fight?
Time to put these hands to use.
No knives.
Okay!
You're still very good at this.
I'll put mine here.
- You lose! / - I always lose at this!
No more games, Jungeun.
- Bring the girl in. / - Yes, boss.
- Get over here. / - Honey! Honey!
- Honey! / - Jungeun!
Quiet down!
You want to get hit?
You were about to hit a girl?
I was asking if you wanted a hit of botox?
I know a great place.
They're good and they're affordable. Let's go.
Forget it!
- Honey! / - Honey!
How's that? Bet you can't breathe!
What are you trying to do?
Bet you can't breathe from the fine dust.
- Oh... / - You should wear a mask.
There's a lot of fine dust today.
- You can go now. / - Get out of here, honey.
- The fine dust is bad today. / - Careful out there.
- Boss. / - What is it?
I'll never give up on this bar!
Let's stop the chit-chat. Stomp this guy!
The hibiscus has bloomed.
You moved!
- I can't stand on one foot! / - You're it!
Gag Concert is for ages 15 and up.
We'll be back again with another comfortable story!
(Ugly Inside)
♪ Should I go to sea to catch Yumi? ♪
Caught you!
So cute.
Let's break up.
What? What do you mean?
My face keeps changing...
Into totally different person.
What? Your face keeps changing?
I changed mine once.
Listen up, Byeongcheol.
I'm thinking of marrying you.
No matter how you change, I'll love only you.
So don't say things like that!
Yumi! I'm so sorry.
I love you, Yumi.
How about we start fishing at this fishing hole?
Hold on. There's no bait.
- Let me get the bait. / - Alright, go ahead.
Did you bring the bait, honey?
Yumi, I think this is it for us.
- What? / - Let's stop this.
Honey, why are you being like this today?
Is it that easy to break up?
I said so earlier.
That I'm going to marry you!
I don't believe in marriage.
I bet you were before you saw my face.
Alright, I'll marry you.
But you buy the house and pay all the expenses.
That's fine but
I'd rather marry these worms.
Are you trying to make me jealous?
You can try all you want, but you're still mine.
You need to let me go now.
- Let you go? / - Yes.
You're not a prisoner.
Just go. Forget fishing. Just go!
Before I do...
Let me get cab fare.
This face is power.
Here, you can have all my money.
Take these worms too. Now go.
Take a cab and leave.
Don't come back! Don't come back!
- Yumi, I couldn't catch a cab. / - Honey...
My face is power...
- Some strange man was here. / - Yeah?
Is this what you meant, honey?
I bet you're shocked.
Yumi, calm down. Calm down!
Calm down, Yumi!
Yumi!
Calm down, Yumi!
Calm down, Yumi! I'm so sorry.
- Forget this. I'm going home. / - Yumi, don't go.
- I'm in no mood to fish. / - Yumi.
Give me one last chance.
I won't change anymore.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Let's fish. It'll cheer you up.
- How do you even do this? / - I'll teach you.
You hold the pole.
Then you cast your line like this.
Like this?
- Oh, no! It fell in the water! / - What the...
- That was expensive. / - It's fine.
- You're more important. / - Oh, no...
I'll get the fishing pole out.
- Hold on, honey. / - It's expensive. Hold on.
You said I'm more important.
Where's Byeongcheol?
You're a mountain god?
Then who are you?
I'm Song Byeongcheol.
♪ Should I go to sea to catch Yumi? ♪
- Caught you! / - My goodness...
If you're going to change into a mountain god,
you should've brought gold and silver axes.
You're totally useless.
Come on. You caught me.
I'm a catch.
- What? A catch? Oh, please. / - Yumi.
I'll catch you a fish.
- Gosh... / - I think I got a big one!
Let me reel it in!
It looks like you're the one that got caught!
I don't care if you get a big one!
My goodness... He said he caught a big one.
- He turned into a big one. / - What?
Byeongcheol, you turned into a woman?
What's with that outfit?
Your chest is so big.
What are you talking about?
I'm a part-timer for this raw fish restaurant.
You aren't Byeongcheol?
Byeongcheol? What are you talking about?
Hey, why don't you come to our restaurant
and enjoy some raw fish? We'll really hook it up!
- No, I'm fine. / - Let's go.
- Yumi! / - What?
My goodness...
Where did this giant octopus come from?
What are you talking about? I'm Byeongcheol.
- Byeongcheol? / - Yeah.
Take my hand. Let's go.
Which one's your hand? This one?
That's my leg. Here's my hand.
- Hey! / - Goodness!
Which raw fish restaurant do you work for?
I can see you're from an octopus restaurant.
Don't touch my leg.
What are you talking about?
- I'm her boyfriend. / - Why are you doing this?
- So what? / - Don't fight. Don't do this.
Don't try to steal my customer!
She's coming to our restaurant. Get over here.
- Why are you doing this? / - Get over here.
- Don't fight. / - Sit.
Is this "Under the Sea?"
Stop fighting!
Stop fighting! Or I'll slice you both up!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Let's eat.
I made your favorite. Spicy pork.
Have some.
Dear...
Can we at least talk when we're eating?
The only thing you ever say is, "Let's eat."
Quiet down. Turn the radio on.
I've heard this before.
What is this song?
It's pork.
You silly woman! Is food the only thing you know?
I'm talking about the song!
Don't you know this one?
He went to the army and he's back on TV now.
Those dancing pretty boys.
What's the team called again?
Oh! TV Show!
Don't you mean TVXQ?
Even I know that!
Geez... You're so ignorant...
I'm back from school.
Let's eat.
Can't we all talk from time to time as a family?
Talk?
Oh, please!
You make me so angry!
You brat...
Geez! How do you have the worst grades in school?
Stop it. That's enough.
This is so upsetting...
It's good you brought that up.
Let's all talk since that's what you want.
What are you interested in these days?
You're going to yell at me if I tell you.
It's fine. Tell me.
Really?
I like MOMO...
What? What? What? What?
Huh? Huh? What? What? What? Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? What, what, what?
Huh? What? What? What? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh? What? What?
What?
MOMOLAND!
MOMOLAND?
You should've said so, boy!
Alright, let's all go to MOMOLAND this weekend.
It's not so hard to go to an amusement park.
Geez...
You really don't know anything.
You don't know MOMOLAND?
That place is super expensive!
It'll be $100 for an all-day pass!
An all-day pass?
We'll just ride the bumper cars!
Geez... Forget it!
MOMOLAND is a girl group!
You two don't even know that...
Geez... Dongmin.
It was a joke.
You think I'm clueless like someone else here?
Dongmin, I know you like MOMOLAND
so I learned their dance. Want to see?
Watch me.
Dongmin, how was that?
Wasn't that just like MOMOLAND?
I like TWICE now.
You brat...
How about following Celeb Five?
Daehui, it's me.
What's going on, Sejin?
I don't know if I should say this...
Dongmin...
You stay out of this. Just be quiet.
What did Dongmin do? He messed up again?
Dongmin was on the street nearby...
Oh, never mind.
What is it? Tell me!
I didn't think Dongmin was like that...
On the street he...
Oh, never mind.
Get over here.
Come here.
What did you do this time?
- Did you get into a fight? / - No...
Then what? Did you steal someone's bike?
No.
Don't lie to me, boy!
When will you ever grow up?
I can't show my face in public because of you!
Daehui, it's not like that.
Dongmin helped an old lady
with her luggage on the street.
I didn't think he was like that.
Daehui, you sure raised a good son.
He's the best.
Has he lost his mind?
I told you I didn't do anything!
I'm sorry.
That was my mistake. Did it hurt a lot?
Forget it!
You never believe a thing I say!
You think I want to be like this?
Do you know what day today is?
What is it?
Today is the last episode of We Need to Talk.
Come here... Come here...
Thanks for all the hard work.
Let's try to talk more, converse more
and try to live happily.
I love you all!
Dad... Mom...
Dear...
Dongmin...
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello, everyone.
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today is
pork hocks with 50 years of tradition.
We have the CEO Yoo Minsang here with us!
Hello.
Pork hocks.
Did you all know this, people?
Yoo Minsang's pork hocks...
So Yoo Minsang's pork hocks...
- Hold on. / - His pork hocks...
Hold on. The way you pronounced that...
Pork hocks.
Yoo Minsang's pork...
No, not like that.
Just move on.
We'll move on.
We have a lot to offer today.
Take a look, people.
Look.
Look at these big pork hocks.
1, 2, 3, 4.
You get 4 big pork hocks, people!
No, no. This is my hand.
- It's mine. / - That's a human hand?
Yes, it's mine.
That's what's surprising, people.
It's my hand.
Now, we'll bring in food critic Kim Suyeong
and talk to him.
Come on out.
Foodies have been raving about
how delicious Yoo Minsang's pork hocks are.
So I'll try some out.
It looks like he likes them.
Alright...
No, excuse me. Say something.
Don't just stand there eating.
When it comes to pork hocks, I need to mention
cola which is good for your skin.
No... I think you mean collagen.
Excuse me. It's collagen.
When collagen breaks down...
- It becomes a protein called gelato. / - No.
That's ice cream. You mean gelatin.
- What are you doing? / - Stay back.
- What? / - Stay back!
- What's your problem? / - This is mine.
- What? / - It's mine!
- It's mine! / - You eat it all!
What's his deal?
Geez...
Let us tell you more about our product.
Yoo Minsang's pork hocks
were made using healthy medicinal herbs.
They're herbal pork hocks.
Take a look.
We used acanthopanax, milk vetch root,
bamboo fungus,
and gymnopilus.
Hold on. These two are poisonous.
They'd kill you right away.
That's why our pork hocks are amazing.
They'll take you out in one bite.
- Is that how it is? / - That's right.
That's not true.
You all should know this.
- What looks good, tastes good. / - Right.
Yoo Minsang's pork hocks...
Got pedicures.
This would make people lose their appetites.
That's why it's surprising, people.
Very surprising.
We have a special event today.
If you order our product today...
- We'll throw in veggie wraps. / - Nice.
But these vegetables
were grown using fertilizer
made by Yoo Minsang.
Hold on.
Why would I make fertilizer?
- What's this smell? / - What?
- This isn't a human smell. / - Hold on.
What are you saying?
I did not make the fertilizer.
Let's bring in a consumer
and hear their review.
Hello, I'm from Noryangjin.
I'm 33 years old and my name is Jeong Haecheol.
Yoo Minsang's pork hocks are delicious
whenever you eat them.
I thought about why they're so good.
It's all thanks to my salted shrimp!
Yoo Minsang's pork hocks are filled with MSG.
But my salted shrimp is filled with love.
Hey, what are you doing?
People, pork hocks are usually expensive
and they don't come with much meat.
- If you order, I'll make zero profit! / - What?
Don't eat pork hocks and become like Yoo Minsang.
Shrimp! Become like Lee Jungjae!
What are you doing? Why is he selling his stuff?
Why is he selling his stuff?
Don't you all want some, people?
If you order now, you'll have it
in front of your house tomorrow morning.
- Haecheol's salted shrimp. / - Why sell this?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ Please make some time ♪
♪ We have somewhere to go ♪
♪ Where could that be? ♪
♪ The electronics mart ♪
For electronics, Yoo Minsang's pork hocks.
What? What did that mean?
What do pork hocks have to do with electronics?
What was that?
Don’t you all want some?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's dumplings.
- Pork hocks! / - They're the best.
Geez!
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Who are you guys?
Hello.
Our choreography is tight down to the bone.
We're Calcium!
- You guys have tight choreography. / - Yes.
Even when we eat or brush our teeth,
we do it together.
Why would you do stuff like that together?
We'll achieve our dreams with our tight dancing.
What?
We'll achieve our dreams! We'll achieve our dreams!
I'll be rooting for these two from afar.
Guys, let's change places.
- Gosh. / - This is much better, teacher.
Is your choreography even that tight?
Yes. Cue the music.
- I'm not doing this! / - Me neither!
I'm out too!
We're the dance team with tight choreography!
We're Calcium!
Alright, good job.
They really move together.
Next is Mix Sejin!
Put your hands up in the air!
- Hello, teacher. / - Hey.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
I'm so lonely, teacher.
Please set me up with someone.
I like an adora-going girl.
An adora-going girl?
I mixed adorable and easy-going!
- Adora-going. / - Adora-going.
Teacher, my dream is to make a lot of money...
- And travel around the world. / - I see.
- I want to go to Shanghai. / - Shanghai.
- I want to go to Greece. / - Greece.
- And I want to go to Georgia. / - Georgia.
So I mixed those three places!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Shanghai...
Greece...
Georgia...
Shanghai, Greece, Georgia...
Shang-gree-a!
I love to drink Shang-gree-a!
I'll make money for Shang-gree-a!
Everyone!
Shang-gree-a!
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- How about Shang-gree-a? / - Sounds good.
And among my favorite female celebrities
are Kim Taehee...
Kim Taehee...
- I like Rhee Minjung... / - Rhee Minjung...
- And I like Gyeongree of 9MUSES. / - Gyeongree.
So I mixed those three
and brought them here!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Kim Taehee, Rhee Minjung, Gyeongree...
Kim Minkyoung!
Beautiful Kim Minkyoung!
Everyone!
Kim Minkyoung!
That was tiring!
Stop frowning.
Here.
- This has been Mix Sejin... / - And Kim Minkyoung!
Good job.
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
That was pretty good.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What the... What are you doing?
This is so swag.
I'm going to work at a flower shop.
I'll totally have swag at the flower shop.
What will you do at the flower shop?
First, I'll plant the flowers myself.
I'll grab a handful of seeds...
I'll water the flowers with a spray bottle.
Swag, swag, swag.
Then I'll wipe them down after watering them.
Wipe, wipe, swag, swag, wipe, wipe.
I'm so swag right now.
What are you saying?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
First, these flower nutrients
will become my belt.
And these wreath banners
will become my wig.
Don't I look like a shaman?
And lastly, these leaves
will become my facial hair.
This will totally become a trend.
Are you all ready?
We're starting the performance.
Now you'll go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Good job, CD!
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back again ♪
- Where are you pointing? / - Hello, teacher.
Hey.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times when everyone is excited ♪
♪ About the KBS rookie comedian recruitment clip ♪
♪ But as a veteran comedian ♪
♪ I want to tell all the aspiring comedians something ♪
♪ Listen because this is an important tip ♪
♪ Let this hit your eardrums ♪
♪ It's more important to be good than try hard ♪
- Gwak Beom. / - Yes, director?
You need to do better here.
♪ Do I have to take, take, take the audition again? ♪
♪ What I need is two bags of test verifications ♪
♪ To take the audition... ♪
Alright, good job, Eongjae.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher.
I love Korea
and I will never speak English again.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
Yes, that's remarkable.
- Let's see what you prepared today. / - Yes.
Today I'll talk about the snacks...
- That Korean kids enjoy. / - Snacks.
Kids really like cookies.
Right.
- They also like candy. / - Sure.
And they love this chewy
western acorn jelly.
Hold on.
- What is that? / - Western acorn jelly.
- How is that western acorn jelly? / - It's acorn jelly.
It's soft like acorn jelly...
- But it's not the same. / - Yes, this is acorn jelly.
Everyone calls it by something else.
You all know.
There's no other term.
- They're saying it. Just say it. / - I didn't hear.
What are they saying? Acorn jelly!
- No! / - Keep it in.
- No, keep it in. / - Don't!
Jelly!
J-E-L-L-Y! Jelly!
Fruit jelly.
Sour calamansi jelly.
Homemade sugar-free assorted pomegranate jelly.
An-jelly-na Jelly.
Red dragon-jelly.
Fresh cabbage kim-jelly.
What the...
♪ I'm the jelly ♪
Please sit down.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
- Daehui. / - Yes.
Did you hear there's a ghost in this school?
There's no such thing.
Want to have a test to see...
- Whether or not there's a ghost? / - Sure.
Spirit summoning, spirit summoning...
Where are you? Are you here?
Are you a ghost or a person?
It's... It's...
People come first.
It took me a week to come up with this joke.
Daehui, I have a concern I'd like to address.
You have a concern?
I want to communicate with the youth.
Mr. Principal!
You can do that by dancing with us.
- Shall we dance together then? / - Yes!
People come first.
I hope you all can communicate
with each other like this!
Communicate, communicate, communicate!